"Every girl thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it's not the player that needs to change it's the girl because every player is on a mission to find the one girl that makes him lose his desire to play."
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

murtunacaptor:

baliset:

zillydun:

saccharinescorpion:

okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”

 I said this on Facebook but
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
?????????

my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy

I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.

my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane

littlebennyblue:

oyasumiseki:

there is nO MOon in the sky who stole the moon before i could see the eclipse

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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