"Every girl thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it's not the player that needs to change it's the girl because every player is on a mission to find the one girl that makes him lose his desire to play."

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 
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Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.
Winner will get:
The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)
5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!
That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!



so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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